Formula Center Console and Mercury Electric Outboards

[fatlazyless]

One thing all these big money powerboaters have in common is they need to lose 30-lbs of ugly fat. You ever watch these guys with the big money powerboats waddle down the town dock as they head down to the local over-priced restaurant/bar to go stuff their fat face!

Hey there buddy...... for $375 ..... the Gilford Walmart has a Lifetime Allure 10' stand up paddle board in white that weighs 44-lbs and comes with a nice paddle and a permanent video camera mount on the bow so's you can post videos on this Winnipesaukee Forum of yourself paddling those wackadoozie Winnipesaukee weekend waters in this here boating section.

So, go paddle a stand up paddle board that requires no registration, no motor, no insurance, no gasoline, no trailer, and no dock ...... and loose those 30-lbs of ugly powerboat fat! ..... .... plus it puts your strength and balance to work to paddle it ...... arggh! ....