Any Moose?

[Merrymeeting]

I see that many of you have fallen for the "NH Unicorn" myth. Next you will be telling us you've seen Nessie Ness and Bigfoot!

I've spent every summer of my life in NH, now living here full time for the past 2 years. I have yet to see this supposedly real creature. I can't believe how many allegedly sane, credible people profess to believe in this hoax!

Even my dear wife is under the spell. Last winter, while driving on Kings Highway to Wolfeboro, she claims she saw a pair of moose (meeses?), a mom and offspring. She even took a picture through the windshield with her phone as they walked into the woods. Those supposed rumps look suspiciously like the tree trunks around them to me. Moose indeed! Next she'll be showing me alleged pictures of the Easter Bunny on the ice!

I fear that many of you are suffering from severe symptoms of cabin fever. Though those of you who have posted pictures of these NH Unicorns clearly have very good Photoshop skills.