Water balloon Slingshots!

Tank151 · 08-25-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Winnicandle

What happened to having a chat with those kids explaining to them the potential harm to the lake and the fact that could scare boaters, and if they happened to hit me I might just kick their asses?

Dad, a bigger brother or an uncle kicks your arss-in... and then what, you sue them?

hazelnut · 08-25-2009, 04:10 PM

I'll settle this....

Round up the kids who were firing the water balloons and line em up in front of my Hot Dog Cannon. If they survive the 2nd degree burn they can eat the hot dog chum off their clothes and faces.

This day forward I promise not to aim the Hot Dog Cannon at any passing boaters. However, you'd be closer than 150 feet if you got hit and in my estimation the hot dog chunks would be cooled off enough so that you could open wide and eat the shrapnel. Free Lunch, on me.

Now if only we could get the Ketchup cannon mentioned in this thread and the Potato gun and put blades inside the Potato gun so they sliced into French Fry sized bites we could be the first drive through super-fast food restaurant on the lake. You guys wouldn't even have to stop the boats.

Coolbreeze · 08-25-2009, 06:11 PM

As Rodney put it...Can't we all just get along?!?

Mee-n-Mac · 08-25-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Coolbreeze

As Rodney put it...Can't we all just get along?!?

You must be new here.

Coolbreeze · 08-25-2009, 08:53 PM

Oh all was written with a perma-grin just to get alittle rise out of the bunch. I would never beat on someone unless my life was in danger. I would hold them for 5-0 to book 'em. See ya at the next thread. DPG no hard feelings?

dpg · 08-26-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Coolbreeze

Oh all was written with a perma-grin just to get alittle rise out of the bunch. I would never beat on someone unless my life was in danger. I would hold them for 5-0 to book 'em. See ya at the next thread. DPG no hard feelings?

I dunno, I think I'm scared for life.

Winnicandle · 08-26-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Tank151

Dad, a bigger brother or an uncle kicks your arss-in... and then what, you sue them?

Call the Police! alert the FBI! they are tossing water balloons!!

The horror!! Those things are DANGEROUS!

Like I said, the {removed} of America continues!!

Orion · 08-26-2009, 09:19 AM

A neighbor had to replace his small 2-stroke engine after a submerged water baloon remnant clogged the water intake and seized the engine.

08-26-2009, 09:19 AM	#8
Orion Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MA Posts: 914 Thanks: 602 Thanked 193 Times in 91 Posts	balloons harmless? A neighbor had to replace his small 2-stroke engine after a submerged water baloon remnant clogged the water intake and seized the engine.

08-25-2009, 04:10 PM	#2
hazelnut Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,348 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 508 Thanked 462 Times in 162 Posts	I'll settle this.... Round up the kids who were firing the water balloons and line em up in front of my Hot Dog Cannon. If they survive the 2nd degree burn they can eat the hot dog chum off their clothes and faces. This day forward I promise not to aim the Hot Dog Cannon at any passing boaters. However, you'd be closer than 150 feet if you got hit and in my estimation the hot dog chunks would be cooled off enough so that you could open wide and eat the shrapnel. Free Lunch, on me. Now if only we could get the Ketchup cannon mentioned in this thread and the Potato gun and put blades inside the Potato gun so they sliced into French Fry sized bites we could be the first drive through super-fast food restaurant on the lake. You guys wouldn't even have to stop the boats.

08-25-2009, 06:11 PM	#3
Coolbreeze Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 332 Thanks: 0 Thanked 51 Times in 26 Posts	As Rodney put it...Can't we all just get along?!?

08-25-2009, 08:53 PM	#5
Coolbreeze Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 332 Thanks: 0 Thanked 51 Times in 26 Posts	Oh all was written with a perma-grin just to get alittle rise out of the bunch. I would never beat on someone unless my life was in danger. I would hold them for 5-0 to book 'em. See ya at the next thread. DPG no hard feelings?