Bear-Shark?

GunzandRoses · 08-19-2010, 10:37 PM

Real mature everyone. Laugh about a devestating threat to the Lakes Region. Bearsharks are a major threat to National Security. We are uncertain just how many are already in the country or how many are just waiting to swim in, given a moment's opportunity.

There has not yet been a major attack of Bearsharks on American soil, but one would be nearly impossible to predict. The only preparation that can be made is around the clock military response, but even this will prove futile, as an entire navel ship could easily fall victim to a surprise attack.

Bearsharks certainly pose a considerable threat to National Security, but far more fearsome is their threat to the free trade market that America is built on. Bearsharks are Communists.

The Eagle · 08-20-2010, 05:38 AM

Hay Gang,
These are all great photos, BUT we ALL know the only cross breed seen (sometimes) in the lake, (rarely photographed) comes out mostly at night, swims around freely and cautiously, looking for preditors, is the famous Winnipesaukee "BearAss!" One time there was a "rhumor" of a beach loaded with them, but that proved to be a "trick!" Most "BeerAsses," come around after large quanties of "Northern Coldbeer!"...This thread is Good for the heart and soul and a good smile!...LOL
"The Eagle"

Scott · 08-20-2010, 07:44 AM

I'm still trying to find pictures of the elusive whitecap hawk.

jmen24 · 08-20-2010, 08:33 AM

I really hope that that Piro Bearshark stays away, that species could really cause some trouble.

Bearshark Prime sounds completely made up, I mean really, how could this species really grow to 400 feet.

Greene's Basin Girl · 08-20-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jmen24

I really hope that that Piro Bearshark stays away, that species could really cause some trouble.

Bearshark Prime sounds completely made up, I mean really, how could this species really grow to 400 feet.

I am so scared now ( Ha Ha) I will never swim, float or boat on the big lake again. My life as I have known it is OVER!. I'm moving to the desert.

All Summer Long · 08-24-2010, 01:01 PM

No one believed me when I said I was bit by a shark on the 14th in Moultonborough. Now I can tell them I have proof. It was a bear shark!

SIKSUKR · 08-24-2010, 01:21 PM

Mmmm.I like my steak rare.Cut the horns off and throw it on the plate.

SAMIAM · 08-24-2010, 06:51 PM

Nice leg,Allsummerlong....shame on that bearshark for biting you.

RI Swamp Yankee · 08-24-2010, 09:34 PM

I can't wait to see a picture of Bear Island or Bear Islander.

08-20-2010, 05:38 AM	#2
The Eagle Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Burlington MA & Moultonboro NH Posts: 218 Thanks: 17 Thanked 142 Times in 33 Posts	Get real...LOL! Hay Gang, These are all great photos, BUT we ALL know the only cross breed seen (sometimes) in the lake, (rarely photographed) comes out mostly at night, swims around freely and cautiously, looking for preditors, is the famous Winnipesaukee "BearAss!" One time there was a "rhumor" of a beach loaded with them, but that proved to be a "trick!" Most "BeerAsses," come around after large quanties of "Northern Coldbeer!"...This thread is Good for the heart and soul and a good smile!...LOL "The Eagle"

08-20-2010, 07:44 AM	#3
Scott Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 150 Thanks: 0 Thanked 68 Times in 19 Posts	I'm still trying to find pictures of the elusive whitecap hawk. __________________ Scott

08-24-2010, 01:01 PM	#6
All Summer Long Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Nashua/Gilford Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	No one believed me... No one believed me when I said I was bit by a shark on the 14th in Moultonborough. Now I can tell them I have proof. It was a bear shark! Attached Images

08-24-2010, 01:21 PM	#7
SIKSUKR Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,075 Thanks: 215 Thanked 903 Times in 509 Posts	Mmmm.I like my steak rare.Cut the horns off and throw it on the plate. __________________ SIKSUKR

08-24-2010, 09:34 PM	#9
RI Swamp Yankee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North Kingstown RI Posts: 688 Thanks: 143 Thanked 83 Times in 55 Posts	I can't wait to see a picture of Bear Island or Bear Islander. __________________ Gene ~ aka "another RI Swamp Yankee"

08-19-2010, 10:37 PM	#1
GunzandRoses Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Coming by way of the dirty waters in MA, I currently reside in the Lakes Region w/my 12 ponies. Posts: 5 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 3 Posts	Real mature everyone. Laugh about a devestating threat to the Lakes Region. Bearsharks are a major threat to National Security. We are uncertain just how many are already in the country or how many are just waiting to swim in, given a moment's opportunity. There has not yet been a major attack of Bearsharks on American soil, but one would be nearly impossible to predict. The only preparation that can be made is around the clock military response, but even this will prove futile, as an entire navel ship could easily fall victim to a surprise attack. Bearsharks certainly pose a considerable threat to National Security, but far more fearsome is their threat to the free trade market that America is built on. Bearsharks are Communists.

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08-20-2010, 08:33 AM	#4
jmen24 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,139 Thanks: 223 Thanked 319 Times in 181 Posts	I really hope that that Piro Bearshark stays away, that species could really cause some trouble. Bearshark Prime sounds completely made up, I mean really, how could this species really grow to 400 feet.

08-24-2010, 06:51 PM	#8
SAMIAM Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonborough Posts: 2,905 Thanks: 337 Thanked 1,680 Times in 589 Posts	Nice leg,Allsummerlong....shame on that bearshark for biting you.