Swimming

SAMIAM · 08-02-2017, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KathyCT

Bob, in the water - no arms no legs ..... you guys are tough on newbies!

So ,Kathy.....what would you call a guy with no arms or legs at your door?

Answer: Matt
Welcome to the forum

beagle · 08-02-2017, 10:09 AM

Hi KathyCT, I'm from CT too. DES has a map of beach inspections at
http://www4.des.state.nh.us/WaterShe...BeachMaps.aspx

They used to send out a daily email of testing results but not sure if they still do. The water has warmed up then cooled off with all the temp swings and rain this year, but the good thing is we haven't seen any gloeotrichia yet this year.

fatlazyless · 08-02-2017, 12:22 PM

http://www4.des.state.nh.us/WaterShe...BeachMaps.aspx

Weirs Beach, Lake Winnipesaukee is on the list for fecal bacteria warnings. Water sample taken on August 1, and warning posted on August 2. Next test sample on August 2, with results listed on August 3.

Wonder if the shoreline was posted with the DES warning signs, or what, and did Laconia close the beach or just let water-goers be aware via the sign warnings and then decide for themselves?

Considering this thread was started on August 1, is this perfect timing or what, for Weirs Beach to get listed by the DES on August 2 ...... how about that! Seems like a coincidence? Hey KathyCT .....are you secretly an inside leaker working for the NH DES to get this message out, or something?

SIKSUKR · 08-02-2017, 12:51 PM

I cant believe we are going there but since most of the usual have been served up then I will use the last one I know. A girl with a wooden leg is Peg.

steve-on-mark · 08-02-2017, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SAMIAM

So ,Kathy.....what would you call a guy with no arms or legs at your door?

Answer: Matt
Welcome to the forum

Lot of people don't know about Bob's sister. She was born with one leg shorter than the other....her name's Eileen.

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Biggd · 08-02-2017, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by steve-on-mark

Lot of people don't know about Bob's sister. She was born with one leg shorter than the other....her name's Eileen.

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webmaster · 08-02-2017, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by steve-on-mark

Lot of people don't know about Bob's sister. She was born with one leg shorter than the other....her name's Eileen.

Eileen Dover? Didn't she have a brother Ben Dover?

steve-on-mark · 08-02-2017, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by webmaster

Eileen Dover? Didn't she have a brother Ben Dover?

That's her...she had another brother too...Keel.

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steve-on-mark · 08-02-2017, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by webmaster

Eileen Dover? Didn't she have a brother Ben Dover?

They also have a distant cousin living in Paris. He was named after the famous tower...Eiffel Dover. I'm done...

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Beauport · 08-02-2017, 02:34 PM

I think they had two brothers that hung out over the window. You know, Kurt and Rod.

kawishiwi · 08-02-2017, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Beauport

I think they had two brothers that hung out over the window. You know, Kurt and Rod.

All of you are childish! Thanks for making me feel at home

Descant · 08-02-2017, 05:25 PM

This thread needs to be moved into the ISSUES area. Seems like we have a lot of our members with real issues the last couple of days.
How do others feel about that? So, you lost your mood ring and you don't know how you feel?
To prove my point, in the middle of a totally hijacked thread, FLL posts something useful.

TiltonBB · 08-02-2017, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Descant

This thread needs to be moved into the ISSUES area. Seems like we have a lot of our members with real issues the last couple of days.
How do others feel about that? So, you lost your mood ring and you don't know how you feel?
To prove my point, in the middle of a totally hijacked thread, FLL posts something useful.

Over 5,000 posts by FLL and something useful finally comes up and you want to move the thread? I would say it is time for a celebration!

As an added bonus: He wrote the entire post without mentioning WalMart once!

8gv · 08-02-2017, 09:13 PM

Well...

We had better check the latest news...

http://wmur.com/article/officials-is...403309?src=app

Oh poop!!!

Descant · 08-02-2017, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TiltonBB

Over 5,000 posts by FLL and something useful finally comes up and you want to move the thread? I would say it is time for a celebration!

As an added bonus: He wrote the entire post without mentioning WalMart once!

I started to say the magic word, and edited it out. They, whose name we cannot say, closed today near record highs. I'll bet you a tall drink of Weirs Beach lake water, the next time FLL posts and refers to them whose name we cannot say, the market for that entity will tumble. Then you'll all be screaming to move the thread to Slitheren.

Descant · 08-02-2017, 10:11 PM

BTW, I'm gone for a few days, so clever responses will go unnoticed. I do appreciate the banter, however.

Biggd · 08-03-2017, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TiltonBB

Over 5,000 posts by FLL and something useful finally comes up and you want to move the thread? I would say it is time for a celebration!

As an added bonus: He wrote the entire post without mentioning WalMart once!

Ha,ha, I was thinking the same thing when I read that!

Jersey Bob · 08-03-2017, 08:11 AM

Eileen has another brother. He doesn't have legs below his knees, his name is Neil.

Biggd · 08-03-2017, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jersey Bob

Eileen has another brother. He doesn't have legs below his knees, his name is Neil.

Last I heard Eileen was in a drug rehab facility trying to get straight.

Doobs41378 · 08-03-2017, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggd

Last I heard Eileen was in a drug rehab facility trying to get straight.

But every time she tries to stand she falls off the wagon??

Orion · 08-16-2017, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggd

Last I heard Eileen was in a drug rehab facility trying to get straight.

She was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but she turned herself around.

08-02-2017, 10:09 AM	#2
beagle Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wolfeboro Posts: 176 Thanks: 187 Thanked 25 Times in 21 Posts	check this page out Hi KathyCT, I'm from CT too. DES has a map of beach inspections at http://www4.des.state.nh.us/WaterShe...BeachMaps.aspx They used to send out a daily email of testing results but not sure if they still do. The water has warmed up then cooled off with all the temp swings and rain this year, but the good thing is we haven't seen any gloeotrichia yet this year.

08-02-2017, 12:22 PM	#3
fatlazyless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,858 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 303 Thanked 1,039 Times in 758 Posts	http://www4.des.state.nh.us/WaterShe...BeachMaps.aspx Weirs Beach, Lake Winnipesaukee is on the list for fecal bacteria warnings. Water sample taken on August 1, and warning posted on August 2. Next test sample on August 2, with results listed on August 3. Wonder if the shoreline was posted with the DES warning signs, or what, and did Laconia close the beach or just let water-goers be aware via the sign warnings and then decide for themselves? Considering this thread was started on August 1, is this perfect timing or what, for Weirs Beach to get listed by the DES on August 2 ...... how about that! Seems like a coincidence? Hey KathyCT .....are you secretly an inside leaker working for the NH DES to get this message out, or something? Last edited by fatlazyless; 08-02-2017 at 01:24 PM.

08-02-2017, 12:51 PM	#4
SIKSUKR Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,075 Thanks: 215 Thanked 903 Times in 509 Posts	I cant believe we are going there but since most of the usual have been served up then I will use the last one I know. A girl with a wooden leg is Peg. __________________ SIKSUKR

08-02-2017, 02:34 PM	#10
Beauport Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 30 Times in 7 Posts	The brothers I think they had two brothers that hung out over the window. You know, Kurt and Rod.

08-03-2017, 08:11 AM	#18
Jersey Bob Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Central NJ Posts: 82 Thanks: 75 Thanked 25 Times in 16 Posts	Eileen Eileen has another brother. He doesn't have legs below his knees, his name is Neil.

08-02-2017, 05:25 PM	#12
Descant Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Merrimack and Welch Island Posts: 4,463 Thanks: 1,379 Thanked 1,665 Times in 1,084 Posts	This thread needs to be moved into the ISSUES area. Seems like we have a lot of our members with real issues the last couple of days. How do others feel about that? So, you lost your mood ring and you don't know how you feel? To prove my point, in the middle of a totally hijacked thread, FLL posts something useful.

08-02-2017, 09:13 PM	#14
8gv Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 64 Thanked 751 Times in 485 Posts	Well... We had better check the latest news... http://wmur.com/article/officials-is...403309?src=app Oh poop!!!

08-02-2017, 10:11 PM	#16
Descant Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Merrimack and Welch Island Posts: 4,463 Thanks: 1,379 Thanked 1,665 Times in 1,084 Posts	BTW, I'm gone for a few days, so clever responses will go unnoticed. I do appreciate the banter, however.