boat accident

chipj29 · 09-07-2017, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApS

Who would want to be "the friend" of a named boater in a serious boating accident?

Have you, or any of your friends or family ever been in a serious car accident?

Nauset · 09-07-2017, 09:35 AM

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw

MAXUM · 09-07-2017, 11:17 AM

Courtesy of Mac Davis

Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub...
And they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early
And they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite",
Now here I am, headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs
In the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning
In this "Star Suite"...

...All by myself.
But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up,
I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song.
Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,
Tryin' to figure out why.

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can!

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
'Cause I treasure my own company.

Oh...
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can!

I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm "egotistical",
Hell, I don't even know what that means!
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

Oh and I'll hit my own THANKS button for that contribution!

09-07-2017, 09:35 AM	#2
Nauset Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 95 Thanks: 2 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw

09-07-2017, 11:17 AM	#3
MAXUM Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Kuna ID Posts: 2,755 Thanks: 246 Thanked 1,942 Times in 802 Posts	Courtesy of Mac Davis Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub... And they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early And they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite", Now here I am, headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs In the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning In this "Star Suite"... ...All by myself. But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up, I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song. Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill, Tryin' to figure out why. Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror 'Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can! I used to have a girlfriend But I guess she just couldn't compete With all of these love-starved women Who keep clamoring at my feet Well I could probably find me another But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares? I never get lonesome 'Cause I treasure my own company. Oh... Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror 'Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can! I guess you could say I'm a loner A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted, But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm "egotistical", Hell, I don't even know what that means! I guess it has something to do with the way That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans Oh and I'll hit my own THANKS button for that contribution!