The Dive?

Rusty · 07-31-2018, 07:37 PM

Some immature banter going on here, time to give this thread a time out.

ApS · 08-02-2018, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggd

This must be the old Hippy crowd from the 60's.

Why would anybody risk their one-and-only mind or body?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty

Some immature banter going on here, time to give this thread a time out.

So, I'm handed a form at a doctor's appointment...

▢ Muscle/Joint Pain?

▢ Blurred Vision?

▢ Smoker?

▢ Chest Pains?

▢ Weight gain/loss?

▢ Sleeping Difficulty?

☑ Cancer history among Family Members?

▢ Breathing Difficulties?

▢ Headaches?

▢ Allergies?

But I'm usually fairly

cool until the physician's checklist requests:

▢ Substance Use?

.

VitaBene · 08-02-2018, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApS

Why would anybody risk their one-and-only mind or body?

So, I'm handed a form at a doctor's appointment...

▢ Muscle/Joint Pain?

▢ Blurred Vision?

▢ Smoker?

▢ Chest Pains?

▢ Weight gain/loss?

▢ Sleeping Difficulty?

☑ Cancer history among Family Members?

▢ Breathing Difficulties?

▢ Headaches?

▢ Allergies?

But I'm usually fairly

cool until the physician's checklist requests:

▢ Substance Use?

.

I think everyone is painfully aware that you are a fun sponge.

Newbiesaukee · 08-02-2018, 08:27 AM

Although medical checklists are very convenient in this electronic records age; as a retired physician, I can attest to the fact that patients most frequently lie about substance abuse and sexual history. If the physician really wants to know, she /he must SPEAK with the patient. What a concept!

Back to the “Dive.”

Biggd · 08-02-2018, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApS

Why would anybody risk their one-and-only mind or body?

So, I'm handed a form at a doctor's appointment...

▢ Muscle/Joint Pain?

▢ Blurred Vision?

▢ Smoker?

▢ Chest Pains?

▢ Weight gain/loss?

▢ Sleeping Difficulty?

☑ Cancer history among Family Members?

▢ Breathing Difficulties?

▢ Headaches?

▢ Allergies?

But I'm usually fairly

cool until the physician's checklist requests:

▢ Substance Use?

.

We're just funnin! No one on here actually toukes the weed.

07-31-2018, 07:37 PM	#1
Rusty Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,028 Thanks: 603 Thanked 687 Times in 425 Posts	Some immature banter going on here, time to give this thread a time out. __________________ It's never crowded along the extra mile.

08-02-2018, 08:27 AM	#4
Newbiesaukee Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Coral Gables, winter; Long Island, summer Posts: 1,363 Thanks: 962 Thanked 575 Times in 300 Posts	Although medical checklists are very convenient in this electronic records age; as a retired physician, I can attest to the fact that patients most frequently lie about substance abuse and sexual history. If the physician really wants to know, she /he must SPEAK with the patient. What a concept! Back to the “Dive.” __________________ "You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."

The Following User Says Thank You to Rusty For This Useful Post:
KPW (07-31-2018)

The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to VitaBene For This Useful Post:
Biggd (08-02-2018), brk-lnt (08-02-2018), chipj29 (08-02-2018)

The Following User Says Thank You to Newbiesaukee For This Useful Post:
Momo (08-02-2018)