Where's my global warming ?

[Mark]

Originally Posted by Mee-n-Mac

OK, who ordered up this weather ? Is this July 4'th or Sept 4'th ? Windy, cloudy and 65F is just {bill_Murray_voice} wroooong {/bill_Murray_voice} !

Not so fast there Mee or Mac. We are experiencing the results of global warming. Remember that this starts with the ICE mounds at the poles that are melting. Former ice from up north becomes very cold water that is now mixing with water in our vast oceans.

It just makes sense when you realize that there is more water on earth than land. We are up here and the cold water that is mixing and creeping toward us from the north is affecting our weather. Colder ocean water equals different weather. Colder and windier.

Do you remember summers like our last few before global warming?

[John A. Birdsall]

I don't know what all the complaining is about, I went swimming last sat and sunday and the water could not have been more pleasant. However get out of the water wet and that is another story...

Now for future weather predictions. Starting Friday Evening the lakes area will be cold, wet, with possible snow. This will last thru the 16th of July. My sister the bad weather maker will be at the lake on vacation. Did I say lake, gee she spends most of the time at Wal-Mart?????

[ITD]

What about the Polar Bears?????


Let's see, Global Warming causes cold weather, there, that should cover all the bases.

[This'nThat]

Originally Posted by John A. Birdsall

I went swimming last sat and sunday and the water could not have been more pleasant. However get out of the water wet and that is another story...

That was the mistake. The key, of course, is to dry off while in the water, thereby avoiding getting out of the water wet.