Girlfriend, fiancé or wife?

angela4design · 07-16-2007, 12:00 PM

"She said I would regret going fishing today... and she wasn't kidding!"

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"There goes my alibi."

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"At least she's not shopping."

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"Wow, he actually DOES fish..."

codeman671 · 07-16-2007, 12:23 PM

Now that is a set of bobbers... (Hope that wasn't too much...)

We are using live bait today...

In case it gets too bright out today I brought some shade along to sit under...

Plenty of fun even if the fish aren't biting...

kjbathe · 07-16-2007, 12:24 PM

I think we saw them go by us a couple weeks ago... My wife and I thought they were father-daughter. Fishing doesn't do it for me personally, but I think it's great if a father and daughter can spend some quality time together. Kudos for them!

ITD · 07-16-2007, 01:01 PM

Her: Damn, I can't wait till he marries me so I won't have to do this any more.

hockeypuck · 07-16-2007, 01:51 PM

If HE doesn't learn to bait his own hook, this is the last time I'm taking HIM out on my boat.

rander7823 · 07-16-2007, 03:34 PM

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat

Ever since our voyage of love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat

Up to now we sailed through every storm
And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm
Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you
Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat

WakeUp · 07-16-2007, 04:08 PM

"If you can't beat him, join him"

pmj · 07-16-2007, 04:27 PM

Think bubble:

"Oh great, now I have to pretend I like this"

(definately girlfriend)

Coolbreeze · 07-16-2007, 04:38 PM

Don't show this picture to my wife, what happens in New Hampshire stays in New Hampshire.

Hermit Cover · 07-16-2007, 05:33 PM

"Oh, ah, Hi, Honey, Ya! Me and the guys are just fishin' again today. It's cold and rainy here at ol' Winni....You should see the goose bumps......ah, on my arms. I sure do miss you, dear....but with all the Bad weather here you wouldn't have much fun with all my buddies...and the beer...and the .....well gotta go now....Think I'm gonna get a bite....I mean fish might start biting.....BYE 'Snookums'... Big Daddy misses you....See you next Monday....

macshpman · 07-16-2007, 06:44 PM

Honey I think its time that we wax your back again.

KnotKnormal · 07-16-2007, 07:31 PM

Seeing that he is driving the trolling motor......

She says:
Watch out for that rock.
Go in closer to shore.
Not that far.

He thinks:
Backseat driver! I can't get away from it on land or on the water.

The Eagle · 07-16-2007, 07:53 PM

"I don't know WHAT he used for Bait, but I need to get me some of it!"

gtxrider · 07-17-2007, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Eagle

"I don't know WHAT he used for Bait, but I need to get me some of it!"

I bet it is an artificial lure of the plastic type.

I say wife or they would be sitting closer.

upthesaukee · 07-17-2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermit Cover

"Oh, ah, Hi, Honey, Ya! Me and the guys are just fishin' again today. It's cold and rainy here at ol' Winni....You should see the goose bumps......ah, on my arms. I sure do miss you, dear....but with all the Bad weather here you wouldn't have much fun with all my buddies...and the beer...and the .....well gotta go now....Think I'm gonna get a bite....I mean fish might start biting.....BYE 'Snookums'... Big Daddy misses you....See you next Monday....

"see you next Monday" goes to hang up and then: " What's that sweetie???...Rattlesnake Cam????? What's that???? What do you mean, since when does Bubba wear a bikini swim top???? Darling who is that in the background at the house???? sounds like Ed the locksmith, and Paul, the lawyer? Snookums???? Sweetie????? Are you still there???? Can we talk when I get home????? %$^^^$^^$$#%##%#!!!!!!!"

SteveA · 07-16-2007, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rander7823

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat

Ever since our voyage of love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat

Up to now we sailed through every storm
And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm
Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you
Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat

Perfect!! LMAO

SteveA

Argie's Wife · 07-16-2007, 10:28 PM

I wanna know why this isn't, "Boyfriend, fiance, or husband?"

Coolbreeze · 07-17-2007, 06:33 AM

Why? because it wouldn't be funny then, that's why!

Puck · 07-17-2007, 07:21 AM

"Why can't I find a guy who sees me for who I really am instead of just wanting me for my boat?"

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Fiance	8	9.52%
Wife	28	33.33%
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07-16-2007, 12:24 PM	#3
kjbathe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 286 Thanks: 3 Thanked 22 Times in 12 Posts	Quality Time I think we saw them go by us a couple weeks ago... My wife and I thought they were father-daughter. Fishing doesn't do it for me personally, but I think it's great if a father and daughter can spend some quality time together. Kudos for them!

07-16-2007, 03:34 PM	#6
rander7823 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 303 Thanks: 553 Thanked 40 Times in 24 Posts	Courtesy The Hues Corporation So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat Ever since our voyage of love began Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me Our love is like a ship on the ocean We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat Up to now we sailed through every storm And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through Our love is like a ship on the ocean We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat Rock the boat Rock the boat

07-16-2007, 04:08 PM	#7
WakeUp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 83 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Possible Caption... "If you can't beat him, join him"

07-16-2007, 05:33 PM	#10
Hermit Cover Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hermit Cove Posts: 354 Thanks: 20 Thanked 68 Times in 40 Posts	Ring, Ring....(Cell phone) "Oh, ah, Hi, Honey, Ya! Me and the guys are just fishin' again today. It's cold and rainy here at ol' Winni....You should see the goose bumps......ah, on my arms. I sure do miss you, dear....but with all the Bad weather here you wouldn't have much fun with all my buddies...and the beer...and the .....well gotta go now....Think I'm gonna get a bite....I mean fish might start biting.....BYE 'Snookums'... Big Daddy misses you....See you next Monday....

07-16-2007, 12:00 PM	#1
angela4design Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Meredith Posts: 353 Thanks: 45 Thanked 54 Times in 38 Posts	"She said I would regret going fishing today... and she wasn't kidding!" ### "There goes my alibi." ### "At least she's not shopping." ### "Wow, he actually DOES fish..."

07-16-2007, 12:23 PM	#2
codeman671 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,552 Thanks: 222 Thanked 837 Times in 505 Posts	Now that is a set of bobbers... (Hope that wasn't too much...) We are using live bait today... In case it gets too bright out today I brought some shade along to sit under... Plenty of fun even if the fish aren't biting...

07-16-2007, 01:01 PM	#4
ITD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonboro, NH Posts: 2,941 Thanks: 481 Thanked 699 Times in 390 Posts	Her: Damn, I can't wait till he marries me so I won't have to do this any more.

07-16-2007, 01:51 PM	#5
hockeypuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Southern CT Posts: 169 Thanks: 19 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	If HE doesn't learn to bait his own hook, this is the last time I'm taking HIM out on my boat.

07-16-2007, 04:27 PM	#8
pmj Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 240 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Think bubble: "Oh great, now I have to pretend I like this" (definately girlfriend)

07-16-2007, 04:38 PM	#9
Coolbreeze Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 332 Thanks: 0 Thanked 51 Times in 26 Posts	Don't show this picture to my wife, what happens in New Hampshire stays in New Hampshire.

07-16-2007, 06:44 PM	#11
macshpman Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Southern NH Posts: 32 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Honey I think its time that we wax your back again.

07-16-2007, 07:31 PM	#12
KnotKnormal Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Medway, MA Posts: 13 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Back Seat Driver Seeing that he is driving the trolling motor...... She says: Watch out for that rock. Go in closer to shore. Not that far. He thinks: Backseat driver! I can't get away from it on land or on the water.

07-16-2007, 07:53 PM	#13
The Eagle Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Burlington MA & Moultonboro NH Posts: 218 Thanks: 17 Thanked 142 Times in 33 Posts	Nice Catch, Buddy! "I don't know WHAT he used for Bait, but I need to get me some of it!"

07-16-2007, 10:28 PM	#17
Argie's Wife Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Alton Posts: 1,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 533 Thanked 579 Times in 260 Posts	I wanna know why this isn't, "Boyfriend, fiance, or husband?"

07-17-2007, 06:33 AM	#18
Coolbreeze Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 332 Thanks: 0 Thanked 51 Times in 26 Posts	Why? because it wouldn't be funny then, that's why!

07-17-2007, 07:21 AM	#19
Puck Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Central NH Posts: 98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 78 Times in 20 Posts	"Why can't I find a guy who sees me for who I really am instead of just wanting me for my boat?"