Cuffed and Stuffed

ishoot308 · 07-07-2016, 06:27 PM

Just when you think you have seen it all....leaving the Glendale docks tonight headed for my camp, some drunk, no make that **** faced person in a big Larson cabin cruiser tries to dock at Glendale. First Mr Einstein goes between two marine patrol boats that were practicing maneuvers. He ends up sideways between dock #1 and #2. He then back ups and smashes his prop into one of the pylons, he then goes forward and takes out a dock post on the other side. He then spins around sideways and nearly clips my neighbors boat. Once he comes to a stop he stumbles out from behind the wheel of his boat and staggers to his cooler in the rear. He nearly fell flat on his face a couple times on the way. I look over at the Marine Patrol officer on the dock who honestly can't believe what he is seeing. This guy was completely incapable of walking never mind captaining a large multi ton cruiser!!

Needless to say he won't be on time for his Mensa meeting tonight as he was cuffed and stuffed!!

Good riddance!!

Dan

07-07-2016, 06:27 PM	#1
ishoot308 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gilford, NH / Welch Island Posts: 6,287 Thanks: 2,402 Thanked 5,300 Times in 2,064 Posts	Cuffed and Stuffed Just when you think you have seen it all....leaving the Glendale docks tonight headed for my camp, some drunk, no make that **** faced person in a big Larson cabin cruiser tries to dock at Glendale. First Mr Einstein goes between two marine patrol boats that were practicing maneuvers. He ends up sideways between dock #1 and #2. He then back ups and smashes his prop into one of the pylons, he then goes forward and takes out a dock post on the other side. He then spins around sideways and nearly clips my neighbors boat. Once he comes to a stop he stumbles out from behind the wheel of his boat and staggers to his cooler in the rear. He nearly fell flat on his face a couple times on the way. I look over at the Marine Patrol officer on the dock who honestly can't believe what he is seeing. This guy was completely incapable of walking never mind captaining a large multi ton cruiser!! Needless to say he won't be on time for his Mensa meeting tonight as he was cuffed and stuffed!! Good riddance!! Dan __________________ It's Always Sunny On Welch Island!!

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