Heath Lobsterganza

thinkxingu · 07-19-2023, 09:06 AM

Heard today that Heath's lobster truck sale is this Saturday, the 22nd.

Maybe some of y'all lobster roll peeps can get your game on!

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ITD · 07-19-2023, 03:01 PM

A ton of lobsta to be sold. Too much work for me to do my own lobster rolls, but good idea.

8gv · 07-19-2023, 03:02 PM

Crustacean jokes while waiting for the truck...

Why did the lobsta leave his wife?

Because he was married to a crab!

For those old enough to know Gone With The Wind...

What would be the last line uttered by Rhett Butler if played by a lobsta?

"Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!"

thinkxingu · 07-19-2023, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 8gv

Crustacean jokes while waiting for the truck...

Why did the lobsta leave his wife?

Because he was married to a crab!

For those old enough to know Gone With The Wind...

What would be the last line uttered by Rhett Butler if were played by a lobsta?

"Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!"

You were on a roll but then just started clawing at anything. A tail as old as brine.

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Poor Richard · 07-19-2023, 05:11 PM

You guys are really shelling out those puns!

ITD · 07-19-2023, 05:35 PM

You people are very shellfish with these jokes.

Mr. V · 07-19-2023, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ITD

You people are very shellfish with these jokes.

Some folks just don't know when to clam up.

One of the best all time party songs is aboiut a lobster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh5J33KAaqw

barefootbay · 07-20-2023, 06:11 PM

How much a lb. ?

thinkxingu · 07-20-2023, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. V

Some folks just don't know when to clam up.

One of the best all time party songs is aboiut a lobster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh5J33KAaqw

I hadn't listened to that song in years—thanks for the reminder!

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ishoot308 · 07-20-2023, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. V

Some folks just don't know when to clam up.

One of the best all time party songs is aboiut a lobster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh5J33KAaqw

LOL! I actually saw them in concert! Don’t ask me why! It was the strangest concert I have ever been to!….but fun!

Long time ago!!!

Dan

07-19-2023, 09:06 AM	#1
thinkxingu Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,538 Thanks: 1,184 Thanked 2,174 Times in 1,351 Posts	Heath Lobsterganza Heard today that Heath's lobster truck sale is this Saturday, the 22nd. Maybe some of y'all lobster roll peeps can get your game on! Sent from my SM-S911U using Tapatalk

07-19-2023, 03:02 PM	#3
8gv Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,191 Thanks: 63 Thanked 764 Times in 497 Posts	Crustacean jokes while waiting for the truck... Why did the lobsta leave his wife? Because he was married to a crab! For those old enough to know Gone With The Wind... What would be the last line uttered by Rhett Butler if played by a lobsta? "Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!" Last edited by 8gv; 07-19-2023 at 09:40 PM.

07-19-2023, 03:01 PM	#2
ITD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonboro, NH Posts: 2,953 Thanks: 484 Thanked 703 Times in 393 Posts	A ton of lobsta to be sold. Too much work for me to do my own lobster rolls, but good idea.

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Poor Richard Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: The humbling river Posts: 304 Thanks: 42 Thanked 80 Times in 57 Posts	You guys are really shelling out those puns!

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07-19-2023, 05:35 PM	#6
ITD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonboro, NH Posts: 2,953 Thanks: 484 Thanked 703 Times in 393 Posts	You people are very shellfish with these jokes.

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barefootbay Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 395 Thanks: 81 Thanked 108 Times in 76 Posts	How much a lb. ?