... skunks?

fatlazyless · 08-05-2011, 01:31 PM

Just noticed today that I now have two large looking, very defined black & white colored skunks, probably a male-female pair, that seem to have taken up residence underneath the open-faced firewood storage shed that's close to the property line. Having skunks living close by is not too cool! Hopefully, they can be encouraged to move a few doors along the road, and go settle into some stranger's multi-million dollar mcmansion that get's very little use. It would be moving on up for the skunk in terms of amenitites, so they should probably go for that! Maybe the skunks would be happier to settle into the vast unused wilderness at the unused girl scout camp, Camp Monotomy, and get to nibble on some old Girl Scout cookies, or something!

My plan of attack is to go soak four different 12" square cotton towel remnants in gasoline, and then toss each gasoline soaked rag onto the skunks home territory, and to do it very very fast and then get the heck away from there. Probably use a long handle garden rake for extra safety distance too, when installing the smelly gas-rags.

About ten years ago, there was a very large bright orange snake, colored with a red and yellow plaid style design in the same location, and using gasoline soaked rags seemed to encourage the snake to move on. I never saw it again..... and good-bye!

Most all animals have pretty sensitive noses, and do not appreciate the smell of gasoline.

Any thoughts or suggestions as to how I might evict these two lovey-dovey skunks before they start making little skunks?

CEP · 08-05-2011, 05:12 PM

Here is what I do when I have this problem.
I go to the nearest lawn & garden shop and ask for Fox Urine.
It usually comes with 2 or 3 small bottles with plastic ties and a cotton ball inside with a screw on top.
Put some Fox Urine inside, screw on the top and hang these bottles about 10 feet apart. (I would use rubber gloves, the urine doesn't smell to good on your hands) This will scare away unwanted pests!
It also will get rid of other creatures, so be sure to read the info on the package so you don't scare away something you like to have around.

Try that out.

Later,
cep

ITD · 08-05-2011, 05:16 PM

Less, I heard approaching the skunks with a 2 foot stick and giving them a whack or two sends them the message that you don't want them there any more. (From the FLL book of how to solve a problem

)

Jonas Pilot · 08-05-2011, 05:51 PM

I was going to suggest, just forward all your posts from "Winni.com". That should chase them away!

I'm only foolin' FLL but I couldn't resist.

NoBozo · 08-05-2011, 06:24 PM

I would wear a "HAZMAT" Suit. Just thinkin ahead.

I think you can buy them at Wal Mart.

NB

Jonas Pilot · 08-05-2011, 06:42 PM

For the first time in 18 years, (two dogs), my pup, Rowdy Girl, got sprayed. I was "lucky" enough to witness the aftermath. She was scooting along the ground like a salmon going up stream. Luckily I was right there when it happened and I was able to spray her down within 5 or 7 minutes after she got anointed. She stinks a little and isn't too happy to be in "porch arrest" but it sure could have been a lot worse.

trfour · 08-05-2011, 10:02 PM

Back-Up camera! One of them will fog you just when you think that they can't!.. Now, most of us are pull'in for yah, but should you get skunked, you're on your own! Wise??

Lakesrider · 08-08-2011, 09:25 AM

I always seem to get a family of skunks that take up under my front deck. I see them almost every night. Never noticed any real smell. Never seem to spray near where they live. They always give me a wide berth and I always do the same for them. No sense stinking myself up if I can help it.
Only real issues is my wife and I come home late some nights and if I forget to leave the light on outside it is kind of tense walking down the walk to the door.

SIKSUKR · 08-11-2011, 12:34 PM

Why not use that broom you're always spouting off about?

GFP · 08-11-2011, 09:14 PM

My son had a problem with a family of skunks living under his deck. They came out every night at dusk. My husband and he sat a distance away, waited for them to leave, and put screening under there so they couldn't return. That might help for your wood pile, if you don't plan to move the screening for a few weeks.

Argie's Wife · 08-11-2011, 10:29 PM

...I've heard that they taste like chicken....

Lakesrider · 08-12-2011, 06:37 AM

I used this around the deck this year.

http://www.havahart.com/ourbrands/critter-ridder

I used the spray type under the hood of my wife's Rav4 which was getting filled with acorns everyday. (Well inside the hood anyway.) And have not seen any chipmunks at all this year, since using it. Must work....

Oh and it does not smell too bad either, like some of those products tend to.

fatlazyless · 08-12-2011, 06:39 AM

Don't know if this is really true, but the sports sales guy at Plymouth Walmart said that the Tilton Walmart is once again, after about five year's vacancy, selling shotguns. It could be worth a ride down to the Exit 20 Walmart to go window shopping for something like a Mossberg 12-guage in camoflage dress for $94.94.....just maybe? With some type of buckshot, that could be just the ticket for discouraging the skunks.

Maybe I'm wrong on this, but supposedly NH allows for most residents 18 & up, who have no felony convictions or other restrictions like domestic violence, to legally possess and use a skunk hunting shotgun. Am not too sure about shooting one off in a residential area what with various neighbors close by?

Take this you no good skunks........live free and die.......kaboom!

Rattlesnake Gal · 08-12-2011, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITD

Less, I heard approaching the skunks with a 2 foot stick and giving them a whack or two sends them the message that you don't want them there any more. (From the FLL book of how to solve a problem

)

Love it!!!

They really are nice, friendly critters... as long as you don't surprise them. It would certainly add to the eccentricity of you, which might hold some appeal.

We'd have to come up with a new clever name for you...

Pineedles · 08-12-2011, 06:59 AM

Not sure what the actual footage is in NH, but most states have a minimum # of feet you may not shoot a firearm from an occupied dwelling. If you can throw your broom from your intended area of firing and hit your house or your neighbor's it is illegal.

fatlazyless · 08-12-2011, 07:01 AM

I have no idea if the gasoline soaked rags have actually worked to get the skunks to move along? Have not been down in Meredith for the last few days too much so I don't know, and I'm just daydream'n out loud about using a shotgun....although isn't a shotgun the tool that a farmer uses to protect his growing crops from crows and the like .... like a fox around a chicken coop.

At least one little skunkie had to have unloaded its smell underneath the shed possibly in response to the gas rag? That smell was really powerfull.....like it was alive with energy or something .. note the past tense WAS as opposed to IS....and hopefully those black & white cuties have decided to move on...

Jonas Pilot · 08-12-2011, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rattlesnake Gal

Love it!!!

They really are nice, friendly critters... as long as you don't surprise them. It would certainly add to the eccentricity of you, which might hold some appeal.

We'd have to come up with a new clever name for you...

FatlazyLess Le Pew!

Rattlesnake Guy · 08-12-2011, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argie's Wife

...I've heard that they taste like chicken....

The worst chicken you've ever eaten.

Greene's Basin Girl · 08-13-2011, 12:55 AM

I never use to see skunks in Moultonborough when I was growing up, but we had them around our home in Bedford, NH. Now I see them in Moultonborough. We had one in our yard this past evening.

Lakesrider · 08-15-2011, 07:56 AM

Just one? Let me know where you live I'll drop a few more off if you'd like.

08-05-2011, 01:31 PM	#1
fatlazyless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,693 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 300 Thanked 992 Times in 723 Posts	... skunks? Just noticed today that I now have two large looking, very defined black & white colored skunks, probably a male-female pair, that seem to have taken up residence underneath the open-faced firewood storage shed that's close to the property line. Having skunks living close by is not too cool! Hopefully, they can be encouraged to move a few doors along the road, and go settle into some stranger's multi-million dollar mcmansion that get's very little use. It would be moving on up for the skunk in terms of amenitites, so they should probably go for that! Maybe the skunks would be happier to settle into the vast unused wilderness at the unused girl scout camp, Camp Monotomy, and get to nibble on some old Girl Scout cookies, or something! My plan of attack is to go soak four different 12" square cotton towel remnants in gasoline, and then toss each gasoline soaked rag onto the skunks home territory, and to do it very very fast and then get the heck away from there. Probably use a long handle garden rake for extra safety distance too, when installing the smelly gas-rags. About ten years ago, there was a very large bright orange snake, colored with a red and yellow plaid style design in the same location, and using gasoline soaked rags seemed to encourage the snake to move on. I never saw it again..... and good-bye! Most all animals have pretty sensitive noses, and do not appreciate the smell of gasoline. Any thoughts or suggestions as to how I might evict these two lovey-dovey skunks before they start making little skunks? __________________ ... down and out, liv'n that Walmart side of the lake! Last edited by fatlazyless; 08-05-2011 at 05:21 PM.

08-05-2011, 05:51 PM	#4
Jonas Pilot Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wolfeboro, New Hampshire is my home, 24-7-365 Posts: 1,686 Thanks: 1,047 Thanked 336 Times in 189 Posts	I was going to suggest, just forward all your posts from "Winni.com". That should chase them away! I'm only foolin' FLL but I couldn't resist. Last edited by Jonas Pilot; 08-05-2011 at 06:43 PM.

08-05-2011, 10:02 PM	#7
trfour Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lakes, Central NH. and Dallas/Fort Worth TX. Posts: 3,694 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 3,069 Thanked 472 Times in 236 Posts	Don't Go Near Them Without A... Back-Up camera! One of them will fog you just when you think that they can't!.. Now, most of us are pull'in for yah, but should you get skunked, you're on your own! Wise?? __________________ *trfour* Always Remember, The Best Safety Device In The Boat, or on a PWC Snowmobile etc., Is YOU! Safe sledding tips and much more; http://www.snowmobile.org/snowmobiling-safety.html

08-11-2011, 12:34 PM	#9
SIKSUKR Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,075 Thanks: 215 Thanked 903 Times in 509 Posts	Why not use that broom you're always spouting off about? __________________ SIKSUKR

08-11-2011, 09:14 PM	#10
GFP Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Manchester, NH Posts: 58 Thanks: 48 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Skunks My son had a problem with a family of skunks living under his deck. They came out every night at dusk. My husband and he sat a distance away, waited for them to leave, and put screening under there so they couldn't return. That might help for your wood pile, if you don't plan to move the screening for a few weeks.

08-05-2011, 05:12 PM	#2
CEP Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Charlton City,MA Posts: 110 Thanks: 8 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Here is what I do when I have this problem. I go to the nearest lawn & garden shop and ask for Fox Urine. It usually comes with 2 or 3 small bottles with plastic ties and a cotton ball inside with a screw on top. Put some Fox Urine inside, screw on the top and hang these bottles about 10 feet apart. (I would use rubber gloves, the urine doesn't smell to good on your hands) This will scare away unwanted pests! It also will get rid of other creatures, so be sure to read the info on the package so you don't scare away something you like to have around. Try that out. Later, cep

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08-05-2011, 05:16 PM	#3
ITD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Moultonboro, NH Posts: 2,913 Thanks: 474 Thanked 684 Times in 382 Posts	Less, I heard approaching the skunks with a 2 foot stick and giving them a whack or two sends them the message that you don't want them there any more. (From the FLL book of how to solve a problem )

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08-05-2011, 06:24 PM	#5
NoBozo Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Portsmouth. RI Posts: 2,231 Thanks: 400 Thanked 460 Times in 308 Posts	I would wear a "HAZMAT" Suit. Just thinkin ahead. I think you can buy them at Wal Mart. NB

08-05-2011, 06:42 PM	#6
Jonas Pilot Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wolfeboro, New Hampshire is my home, 24-7-365 Posts: 1,686 Thanks: 1,047 Thanked 336 Times in 189 Posts	For the first time in 18 years, (two dogs), my pup, Rowdy Girl, got sprayed. I was "lucky" enough to witness the aftermath. She was scooting along the ground like a salmon going up stream. Luckily I was right there when it happened and I was able to spray her down within 5 or 7 minutes after she got anointed. She stinks a little and isn't too happy to be in "porch arrest" but it sure could have been a lot worse.

08-08-2011, 09:25 AM	#8
Lakesrider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,129 Thanks: 380 Thanked 1,016 Times in 345 Posts	I always seem to get a family of skunks that take up under my front deck. I see them almost every night. Never noticed any real smell. Never seem to spray near where they live. They always give me a wide berth and I always do the same for them. No sense stinking myself up if I can help it. Only real issues is my wife and I come home late some nights and if I forget to leave the light on outside it is kind of tense walking down the walk to the door.

08-11-2011, 10:29 PM	#11
Argie's Wife Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Alton Posts: 1,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 533 Thanked 579 Times in 260 Posts	...I've heard that they taste like chicken....

08-12-2011, 06:37 AM	#12
Lakesrider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,129 Thanks: 380 Thanked 1,016 Times in 345 Posts	I used this around the deck this year. http://www.havahart.com/ourbrands/critter-ridder I used the spray type under the hood of my wife's Rav4 which was getting filled with acorns everyday. (Well inside the hood anyway.) And have not seen any chipmunks at all this year, since using it. Must work.... Oh and it does not smell too bad either, like some of those products tend to.

08-12-2011, 06:39 AM	#13
fatlazyless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,693 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 300 Thanked 992 Times in 723 Posts	Don't know if this is really true, but the sports sales guy at Plymouth Walmart said that the Tilton Walmart is once again, after about five year's vacancy, selling shotguns. It could be worth a ride down to the Exit 20 Walmart to go window shopping for something like a Mossberg 12-guage in camoflage dress for $94.94.....just maybe? With some type of buckshot, that could be just the ticket for discouraging the skunks. Maybe I'm wrong on this, but supposedly NH allows for most residents 18 & up, who have no felony convictions or other restrictions like domestic violence, to legally possess and use a skunk hunting shotgun. Am not too sure about shooting one off in a residential area what with various neighbors close by? Take this you no good skunks........live free and die.......kaboom! __________________ ... down and out, liv'n that Walmart side of the lake!

08-12-2011, 06:59 AM	#15
Pineedles Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Moultonborough & CT Posts: 2,541 Thanks: 1,071 Thanked 667 Times in 366 Posts	No shotgun solution Not sure what the actual footage is in NH, but most states have a minimum # of feet you may not shoot a firearm from an occupied dwelling. If you can throw your broom from your intended area of firing and hit your house or your neighbor's it is illegal.

08-12-2011, 07:01 AM	#16
fatlazyless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,693 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 300 Thanked 992 Times in 723 Posts	I have no idea if the gasoline soaked rags have actually worked to get the skunks to move along? Have not been down in Meredith for the last few days too much so I don't know, and I'm just daydream'n out loud about using a shotgun....although isn't a shotgun the tool that a farmer uses to protect his growing crops from crows and the like .... like a fox around a chicken coop. At least one little skunkie had to have unloaded its smell underneath the shed possibly in response to the gas rag? That smell was really powerfull.....like it was alive with energy or something .. note the past tense WAS as opposed to IS....and hopefully those black & white cuties have decided to move on... __________________ ... down and out, liv'n that Walmart side of the lake!

08-13-2011, 12:55 AM	#19
Greene's Basin Girl Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Moultonborough, NH Posts: 1,515 Thanks: 394 Thanked 527 Times in 269 Posts	I never use to see skunks in Moultonborough when I was growing up, but we had them around our home in Bedford, NH. Now I see them in Moultonborough. We had one in our yard this past evening.

08-15-2011, 07:56 AM	#20
Lakesrider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,129 Thanks: 380 Thanked 1,016 Times in 345 Posts	Just one? Let me know where you live I'll drop a few more off if you'd like.

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